Dumb FUN Questions People Ask About This Site
Got a burning question? You're not the only one!
(It's fine - some actual serious questions are answered below)
Everyone gets a FREE question.
Knock yourself out:
FAQ:
Valid question!
Look, I was brought up not to talk about money because it's rude... But I get why it's probably important here.
So, I'll let you in on a secret:
That's a dumb rule; we should totally talk about it... a lot.
Wanna know 'nother secret?
Our asking price is: $680,000 Dollarydoos
It's actually not a secret.
There's listings published all over the place online.
I mean, you've probably already seen it a brazillion times so, what are we even doing here?
Sure, why not.
However, if it's not a standard issue pet please let us know beforehand so we can provide appropriate snacks. I don't know what ferrets or naked mole rats eat and I need time to google it.
Also, we have a cute, old, small cat that runs the place, and a dog. I think it's a pug crossed with a potato with PTSD - the pug, I mean (the potato's fine).
Anyway, let us know so they don't eat each other.
Yeah, see… this is exactly why we sacked the real estate guy.
tl:dr - People hate ads - they love entertainment.
Look, the people I care about?
They’re not gonna whine about a few jokes on a silly website.
They're gonna laugh, have some fun, share it with their friends, print it out, make a chain letter out of it, fax it to grandma who will read it out at bingo... and next thing you know, BOOM!
Lightning streaks across the sky...
Thunder claps...
A lion somewhere ROARS!!
... and money rains from the sky.
/slap a sold sticker on it.
You're welcome.